Can’t fall asleep

Without my wife in bed it is impossible for me to fall asleep unless I am pass out exhausted. I miss her.

I miss my best friend

Thursday night can’t come fast enough.

Miller Time

I like to say “It’s Miller Time” loud enough for my staff to hear right after cracking open a can of diet soda.

Yep, I’m that boss… They all roll their eyes.

37 Years Old

The eyebrow raising age of some guy in a story who randomly dropped dead.

A smile with teeth > Duck Face

Best wife ever

Before leaving for a business trip she left with an empty dishwasher, empty garages, stocked fridge & pantry, and no laundry.

XOXO

I wonder if Dairy Queen is open?
I could go for a blizzard…

I wonder if Dairy Queen is open?
I could go for a blizzard…

This image makes me want to yawn. Not because of the product, but because of the imagery. It’s as if it were done on purpose.
One other advertising niggle.
In reference to the Asus Transformer commercial featuring Microsoft Windows, what is the message? You want to see me be brave and use a Microsoft tablet? Got it.

This image makes me want to yawn. Not because of the product, but because of the imagery.¬†It’s as if it were done on purpose.

One other advertising niggle.

In reference to the Asus Transformer commercial featuring Microsoft Windows, what is the message? You want to see me be brave and use a Microsoft tablet? Got it.

Accumulating Snow

Damn. I miss Summer.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY